I imagine this is every Red Sox fan’s reaction to Derek Jeter’s retirement and his new commercial.

Funny show recommendation type thing - you humps, my pal Jordan Carlos (of “Guy Code” and “Girl Code” notoriety) is doing a coupla shows this week at Laugh Boston. He’s cool. Mucho funnies will be brought. Go see him. He and his guys will make you laugh, else I’ll personally deliver a solid dickpunch to him when I see him next. Tell him hi, GFY and that Fitzy sent ya.

Funny show recommendation type thing - you humps, my pal Jordan Carlos (of “Guy Code” and “Girl Code” notoriety) is doing a coupla shows this week at Laugh Boston. He’s cool. Mucho funnies will be brought. Go see him. He and his guys will make you laugh, else I’ll personally deliver a solid dickpunch to him when I see him next. Tell him hi, GFY and that Fitzy sent ya.

55 days until the Pats return. This highlight reel of their best plays from 2009-2011 should keep your Patsboner at full-mast for a few days.

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Best Patriots Plays 2009-2011

CALLING ALL PATRIOTS SUPAHFANS!!!

Doods, doodettes, Supahfans, Pats fanimals and the like…this is a real casting call from my friend Christine. She’s wicked pissah, and this would be a great way to show your colors, celebrate your Pats fandom and get a couple bucks for beer money. it’s gonna be a long season, and we’ll all need money for the parking tickets we get on parade day in February :) SO…get dressed, show off your TFB love and let’s go Pats!

Calling All Patriots Super Fans!



Christine Wyse Casting is looking for the Ultimate Patriots Super Fans for a print campaign that will be featured at Gillette Stadium and in Patriots Football Weekly!! If interested in submitting a picture of yourself in full-on fan mode (what you wear, how you paint your face, what you hold for good luck, basically what you look like geared up on game day) please email your name, email address, phone number, and town/city and state you live in to info@christinewyse.com, along with pictures of yourself in Super Fan Mode. Please title your email Super Fan and your first and last name. All submissions must be received by 5 pm Tuesday 7/22. You must be 18 or over to be considered. If selected, the photo shoot will take place the week of July 28 in the greater Boston area, and you will be paid. To submit yourself, or with any questions, please email info@christinewyse.com. Thanks!

If nothing else comes from the #WorldCup than this English language barrier faux pas then it’s been a great tourney

This really helps explain so much about so many athletes world-wide.

US Soccer coach Jurgen Klinsmann write an Epstein’s mom note to your boss so you can watch USA/Germany. AWESOME.

US Soccer coach Jurgen Klinsmann write an Epstein’s mom note to your boss so you can watch USA/Germany. AWESOME.

Gabe Kapler wishing Manny Ramirez a Happy Birthday by destroying a cake in slo-mo is just plain awesome

Happy Start Of The World Cup Day to ya. I still prefer the other football, but a chance to watch more sports during the day and have a beer and call it “work”? PLUS cheer on your country as they prepare to get their soccerballs kicked in by the “Group Of Death”? I’m in!Sure, I’m Charlie Bandwagon every 4 years like the rest of you, but so what! I don’t have to watch the Olympic events all year every year to appreciate when they come around, do I? No, exactly! So zip it, enjoy, and all the way U-S-A!Plus the US being in the “Group of Death”, that sounds like a Bruce Lee movie. How can I not get behind them more than ever? Soccer AND karate? Hellz yes!

Happy Start Of The World Cup Day to ya. I still prefer the other football, but a chance to watch more sports during the day and have a beer and call it “work”? PLUS cheer on your country as they prepare to get their soccerballs kicked in by the “Group Of Death”? I’m in!

Sure, I’m Charlie Bandwagon every 4 years like the rest of you, but so what! I don’t have to watch the Olympic events all year every year to appreciate when they come around, do I? No, exactly! So zip it, enjoy, and all the way U-S-A!

Plus the US being in the “Group of Death”, that sounds like a Bruce Lee movie. How can I not get behind them more than ever? Soccer AND karate? Hellz yes!

This Vine offers nothing more than :06 of Revis on Photo Day w/#Patriots. Oh wait…REVIS IS ON THE PATS!!!

Must…contain…Patriots…boner…finding…wait…so…difficult…need…football…Brady…Pats…TFB…

This #Patriots poster by Designing Sport is boss, mostly because of Mr. Kraft’s 70’s porn director lookdesigningsport:

Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady (New England Patriots) — 3X Super Bowl Champs
This #Patriots poster by Designing Sport is boss, mostly because of Mr. Kraft’s 70’s porn director look

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Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady (New England Patriots) — 3X Super Bowl Champs

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