Nicely done, @bobjenz - anyone who can involve Spielberg, John Williams music & the #redsox gets a post from me!

This is 6 second cinema at it’s finest and Fenway-est.

Everyone is laying out their thoughts on the #Patriots 2014 schedule. Here are mine. Because, umm…yeah.My PatsBoner is raging so hard it’s difficult to type.It’s a good schedule. As in a nice mix of in and out of conference opponents, in the right places, at the right times. KC? Lambeau? Great roadies. Hosting Seyton again? Love it. Hey - every year is a great year to be a Pats fan. This year, with all that’s happened and where they play and when, looks to be an exceptionally good friggin year to root for Team TFB.Brandon Spikes has a little under 6 months until he gets his 1st loss at the hand of the Pats. Here’s what Spikes can’t block; LOSING TO HIS FORMER TEAM. TWICE.If I could pick any road game to attend it’d be KC. 100%. Best tailgating. Best BBQ. Awesome fans. Great game. All that, yes. And football.Realistically it’s a 13-3 schedule for the Pats, and a well-earned, hard-fought 13-3 at that. In an improving AFC East and cutthroat AFC for sure (Eat it, Manning!) That said, fahk it! I’m calling it - 19-0. See you humps at the victory parade in Boston on a Tuesday in early February. Time for these guys to go back to Arizona and finish the fahkin job. Then Brady can go up to Revis and say, “You complete me. And our season.” Then they can box like Rocky and Apollo at the end of Rocky 3. Then all of us will be on our 3rd straight day of mass inebriation at the parade and lose our collective minds together. Oh, it will be so beautiful I can hardly stand it!What a great time to talk hype. I love NFL schedule day. Long live football. And let’s go Pats!

Everyone is laying out their thoughts on the #Patriots 2014 schedule. Here are mine. Because, umm…yeah.

My PatsBoner is raging so hard it’s difficult to type.

It’s a good schedule. As in a nice mix of in and out of conference opponents, in the right places, at the right times. KC? Lambeau? Great roadies. Hosting Seyton again? Love it. Hey - every year is a great year to be a Pats fan. This year, with all that’s happened and where they play and when, looks to be an exceptionally good friggin year to root for Team TFB.

Brandon Spikes has a little under 6 months until he gets his 1st loss at the hand of the Pats. Here’s what Spikes can’t block; LOSING TO HIS FORMER TEAM. TWICE.

If I could pick any road game to attend it’d be KC. 100%. Best tailgating. Best BBQ. Awesome fans. Great game. All that, yes. And football.

Realistically it’s a 13-3 schedule for the Pats, and a well-earned, hard-fought 13-3 at that. In an improving AFC East and cutthroat AFC for sure (Eat it, Manning!) That said, fahk it! I’m calling it - 19-0. See you humps at the victory parade in Boston on a Tuesday in early February. Time for these guys to go back to Arizona and finish the fahkin job. Then Brady can go up to Revis and say, “You complete me. And our season.” Then they can box like Rocky and Apollo at the end of Rocky 3. Then all of us will be on our 3rd straight day of mass inebriation at the parade and lose our collective minds together. Oh, it will be so beautiful I can hardly stand it!

What a great time to talk hype. I love NFL schedule day. Long live football. And let’s go Pats!

These Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon #NHL playoff superlatives are pretty freaking excellent. Lotsa Bruins love here. The awards for Marchand and Chara are awesome.

Can’t get enough of these Phillies player card drawings by kids. Hope the @RedSox let a 1st grade do this, too.

hokeyfright:

The Philadelphia Phillies used children’s drawings of the starting lineup on the scoreboard in place of their official photos. [deadspin]

Hey, the #RedSox won! Hooray! Let’s celebrate w/a video of a beagle skateboarding! (h/t @coltmonday)

Damn - Belichick drafted TFB ON HIS BIRTHDAY? A star-crossed day for the ages for the @Patriots indeed.I don’t ever even allow myself to play the “What if?” game. Nope. I like playing the “They did” game every day instead. No such thing as imagining a world without Bradyboners. NOPE!Seriously, that might be one of the best days of my life that I had absolutely nothing to do with whatsoever.  Come to think of it, I usually have no hand in the good ones. So…yeah. BEST DRAFT DAY EVER (not the friggin movie)! GO PATS! TFB 4 LIFE!

Damn - Belichick drafted TFB ON HIS BIRTHDAY? A star-crossed day for the ages for the @Patriots indeed.

I don’t ever even allow myself to play the “What if?” game. Nope. I like playing the “They did” game every day instead. No such thing as imagining a world without Bradyboners. NOPE!

Seriously, that might be one of the best days of my life that I had absolutely nothing to do with whatsoever. Come to think of it, I usually have no hand in the good ones. So…yeah. BEST DRAFT DAY EVER (not the friggin movie)! GO PATS! TFB 4 LIFE!

Pretty Sure This Is My Favorite Chris Johnson To The Jets Tweet…SO FAR

Thanks @jerrythornton1 for tipping me to this awesome #BostonStrong video. It’s pretty much everything you love about The Hub / Beantown / Being A Masshole in three minutes, 1 second. Fahkin love it.

'Scuse me…gonna go crack a mid-day Sammy or 2.

One of your all-time favorite #Celtics, Paul Pierce, just reached 25,000 points. The Truth is…awesome.Man, I love that guy. So glad one of my favorites, one of the greatest to ever wear the green, gets another shot or 2 at the title, the Heat, LeBron. Hellz yeah, Truth! GFY: Good For You! Go get ‘em!

One of your all-time favorite #Celtics, Paul Pierce, just reached 25,000 points. The Truth is…awesome.

Man, I love that guy. So glad one of my favorites, one of the greatest to ever wear the green, gets another shot or 2 at the title, the Heat, LeBron. Hellz yeah, Truth! GFY: Good For You! Go get ‘em!

ICYMI (like I did when my friggin phone died RIGHT before this), here’s Papi’s 3-run game-winnah dingah vs Texas.

And people thought resigning him, giving him an extra year, some extra bucks, letting the most important Red Sox player of the last 25 years, one of their all-time greats, know that he’s appreciated and valued and not going anywhere else for the rest of his career, was not the best idea? What a delight it is for me to disagree.

Sox should have paid Papi $16 million as a thank you for his 2013 playoffs alone. Clutch isn’t a stat. It’s a talent. And this guy’s loaded with it.
br>Viva Papi!

Sox really needed that. Maybe he woke their asses up with that boomsticker.

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