Pretty much sums up my feelings on Lent, St. Patty’s and life (H/T @huffpostcomedy)
it’s because the yankees are garbage
A free laugh for your Friday courtesy of this post-wisdom tooth extraction drugged-up Bills fan telling it like it is.
So much is wrong, and sad, and awesome about this video…
**It’s the best post-tooth removal video on the internet since David After Dentist
**Super-flattering angle to take a video from
**This kid wasn’t high or delirious on novocaine or pain relievers, he was jacked up on truth serum. The Bills are heart-breakers, and EJ Manuel isn’t that good. He’s merely using this pharmaceutically heightened/weakened state to voice the feelings, angst and pain of millions of Bills fans who have languished in football hell for years (and as much as it sucks that the Pats have lost their last 2 SB appearances and the last 2 AFC title games, losing 4 straight Super Bowls is still possibly the cruelest running junkpunch in sports history). It’s painful to be a Bills fan - shit, it’s painful to live in or near Buffalo. No wonder those people drink and eat the way they do. What the frig else is there to do? Drink. And eat. And watch the Bills. And cry. They should lace the beers at the games with Demarol just to make the pain easier to tolerate on this long-suffering fanbase.
**Of coursee had to mention how he hates Tom Brady. Of course he did! Brady is his oppressor, and until TFB makes way for the bronze bust and the Canton induction then it’s gonna be this way. I’m sorry that my joy is your pain, young fella.
Anyway, this is that kinda pathetic funny that the internet allows us to share and bathe in from time to time. I wish the dude wasn’t so sad, but he is. And if he wasn’t then I’d be in the car crying about the Pats. So suck it up, kid. And ask for more Percocet next time.
Let’s Go Pats.
Reactions from people watching the end of the USA/Russia game from all over the United States.
Ryan Dempster shocked a lot of people when he announced he was taking 2014 off from baseball. He didn’t announce officially that he was retiring, but he’s definitely out for the year. And before you drop your bloody mary and shout, “Great! We haven’t even gotten to Spring Training and we’re already a starter down!”, here are a number of reasons it’s more than just OK, it’s actually pennies from friggin heaven for the Sox.
A.) He gave the Sox the best he had in 2013, and while it wasn’t dazzling, overpowering or otherworldy, it was good enough, often enough, from the 5th spot, to eat innings, get a few wins and not be a disaster
B.) He obviously doesn’t think he can replicate last season, and if he’s gonna fly over those numbers, which found him a mostly Coach’s DNP in the postseason, then bravo, Dempster
C.) In addition to being a decent 5th starter in 2013 he probably did his best work as one of “the good guys”, the high-character types who helped repair the rifts and gaps that many of the d-heads and Valentines helped create in 2011/2012
D.) he beaned A-Rod. For us, and everyone. And whether you liked it or not, for that night, the game, the team or the whatever, we have the benefit of champion’s hindsight, which allows a fan to say, “Hellz yeah, and if he could I hoe he’d do it again.”
Dempster did his job, and now he’s making the choice, on his own, to take the year off, see if he feels like playing baseball again, and spend some time with the fam, on the heels of making a buttload last season, and winning a World Series ring. He’s a smart guy. he’s rich. He won’t worry about becoming a financial Antoine Walker 2,0 anytime soon. In doing what’s best for himself he’s kinda doing the Sox a solid, too; making way for a younger, healthier, fitter, stronger Felix Doubront to grab the 5 and do something, hopefully, great with it this season, while putting over $13 million back in their budget? Dempstah, dood, if I didn’t raise a glass to you often enough before I do it now, and will again soon - Cheers ‘n Beer, guy.
And Let’s Go Sox.
OK, the #Patriots win Valentine’s Day in the NFL. RT @Patriots - It is what it is…I love you. #ValentinesDay
Will you TFB mine?
Good lord - Happy Valentine’s Day, you humps. Nothing but love, cheers, beer and balls to all.