Hooray for #Patriots cartoons!
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DANNY OH MY GOD
If you haven’t watched it yet, please enjoy Jon Stewart destroying the #NFL. 10 minutes of pure joy.
In these 2:45 I’m pretty sure yours truly (operating under a pseudonym) says everything a grizzled, bewildered, hungover Pats fan felt this morning.
This is the debut of SB Nation's new “Fan Press Conference” series, where they stage fake press conferences to either let die-hards air it out, get their grouse on, or celebrate…depending on what's called for. And after yesterday's Miami Meltdown 2K14 this seemed like the appropriate time to let the frustration flag fly…mostly for comedic effect. Call this my “Wicked Pissah Press Conference”. Hey, if we can't find a way to laugh off the misery of defeat then, well, what's the difference between us and Jets fans?
Keep Calm And Brady On. Enjoy. Like the PSAs say “It Only Gets Better”. And Let’s Go Pats!
Just when a Pats fan needs a laugh someone turns Antonio Brown’s punter kick into a “The Karate Kid” video
Your thoughts on yesterday’s Pats implosion, summed up perfectly, as usual, by @JerryThornton1
Our pal Jerry always does a bang-up job with his recaps. And yes, usually the funny comes more with defeat than victory. And obviously we all hope he never has to write another one of these this season. That said, here’s what you and I were all thinking, it’s just typed out and even spelled correctly! Thanks, Jer.
pic courtesy patriots.com
Yeah, I thought so. I know you. You like free stuff almost as much as the Pats. And when it’s free stuff involving the Pats? Few things are better…unless they involve pizza, beer and supermodels. Hey, I’m working on weaving al that in, too. Gimme time…
Anyhoo…much like my pals over at Pats Propaganda and Patriots Life, I’ve teamed up with NRG and the Patriots in their season long sponsorship. “OK, good for you, Fitz. But what does that mean to me, one of the many fools that follow your internet exploits, watch your videos and freak out every Sunday during Pats games like yourself?” Well, thanks for asking, it means that I’ll be mentioning the two together to raise awareness about good things like football and clean energy, using the hashtag #PatriotsNRG. When you see that hashtag that means giveaways, goods and game tickets will usually follow. You read that right, guy! I will be giving away several pairs of tickets to Pats games this season. And hopefully yours truly will be there, too. We can rally up just outside Revis Island for some Cheers ‘n Beers, say hi, GFY, exchange stories about BradyBoners. Good stuff.
OK, so stay tuned for more info and holler back atcha boy when you see the #PatriotsNRG hashtag. Until then, be well, save me a slice, Squish the Fish and Let’s Go Pats!!!
Yeah, I watched Brady’s new UGG ad w/his dad. Several times. And I LIKED IT! #noshame
Also I wish I had that car, that house, those clubs, a membership at that country club…
The New York Jets are currently auditioning new super fans to lead the rallying cry in the stadium, a position previously held by Fireman Ed. Don’t ask us how, but we managed to get our hands on the leaked audition tapes.
Of course Hoodie gushes about Mankins after he trades him. Much love for the big guy, though. Pretty much all that need be said. He’ll be missed. Might not be twilighting in career, but best days may be behind him. Still a force, a presence, a great Patriot. Pats added alotta depth at guard, youthful beef (great band or porn name?) and I think they’ll be OK there. Remember how well Josh Kline played in Baltimore last December? I’ll take a healthy serving of that and some Cannon fire, too. And hey, if Tim Wright can come in, learn the system, be the good kind of Rutgers, and be 75% of Hernando, plus not be murdery? It’s a win. A surprise win. A bittersweet win. But perhaps a necessary win for the Pats.
I’m gonna go have a 16 ozer for Mankins. You guys GFY, and let’s go Pats!
Bill Belichick Statement on Logan Mankins trade.patspropaganda)