Hey, from the “Kick ‘Em While They’re Down” Department - things seem to be going well for Toronto this week! #crackmayor
This guy earns the GFY of the Week, easily. What an asshole.
CUT TO: every Bruins fan I know, laughing hysterically, buoyed by an overtime win late Thursday night.
Mssrs Marchand and Middlebrooks, Boston sportsfankind thanks you for your Thursdays. Obviously Mr. Marchand delivered on a SLIGHTLY larger stage, in an environment replete with, oh, just a weeeeee bit more pressure (and with a sweetass assist from Mr. Bergeron, no less). But still - these dudes were the chief operating officers of the “Send ‘Em Home Happy Society: Boston Sports Division” Thursday night, and I, like you, and one and many, couldn’t be friggin happier. I hope whoever saw them wherever they were postgame made sure to buy them a beer / offered sex / maybe did both. Whatever. It was a tense sportsnight that had a surprisingly double kickass finish.
S’go Beez! What a week to be black ‘n gold. And welcome back, tingly winning Sox feelings. Missed that the last 2 weeks. #NoBromo
When John Lackey takes to the hill you know what time it is, Red Sox fans!
Beating Matt Moore, in Tampa…well, technically St. Pete? Good luck, dude.
Bruins Fans Almost Cave In Comcast SportsNet Studio -
Watching this, it almost had the feeling of a slightly end-of-the-world kinda broadcast at times, like maybe those were starving, crazed zombies outside the windows, and it was only a matter of time before they broke through and ultimately ate the brains of the hosts. Well, something like that. Bruins fans definitely are no zombies, but they damn well deserved to act apocalyptically crazed after that win Monday night. Woulda been kinda cool if the glass came down, admit it.
In hockey terms, the words “epic comeback” belong to the Beez until further notice.
In every sporting event there are winners, and there are losers. And being a loser sucks harder when it comes in overtime. After blowing a 3 goal lead. And you’re amongst 100,000 hosers. In hockey jerseys.
S’go Beez! The word epic feels as though it doesn’t live up to your comeback tonight. Way to be #BOSTONSTRONG
GFY, Maple Rags! Bring on the Rangers!
Don’t Go Back To Toronto, Bruins. That Place Sucks. Blow The Roof Off The Gahden Tonight. Feel The Love At Home. Sweep The Leg. Finish It.
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Your GFY of the Day for Thursday, May 9th, 2013 - Because you needed another reason to root against/really dislike the Heat, right? I’m telling you, it’s a great world. It’s people that can make it suck. Especially Grade-A assholes like these two. And nice work by the “security” guard to her right.
I got no dog in their race. Still, I do hope a blimp filled with diarrhea and broken glass dildos crashes into her house or tanning salon soon.
Hey Toronto, did you guys have an election? No? Well, you should meet the guy who runs your city. #Bruins