I think my #GFY Of The Year has been locked up, and it’s but early May.  Seriously guy?  You know this humpface thought he was being clever and topical when he made this sign.  GREAT idea to play off the rally cry of a city that’s recently been terrorized and turned upside down, only to show a kind of resolve and grit this nitwit will never know in 15 lifetimes.  What the hell has Toronto been through recently that was so traumatic that it bonded its citizens in unity to make justice prevail and fortify itself in an effort of peace and brotherhood?  NOT making the playoffs for almost a decade?  Wow…the exchange rate going from north of the border back to the US doesn’t make this guy any less of an assbrain.

Just look at the bald dude in front of him.  Even he knows the guy behind him is a certifiable asswagon.  And even if I’m not the biggest hockey guy in town I’m 7,000 times happier that the Bruins won Monday night so this dickface could go home disappointed, forced to stare at his sign, then later have people forward him his picture on blog after blog after social media outlet, asking “What were you thinking, eh?  You asshole.”

Remember - it’s actually a pretty awesome world.  It’s just people that can make it suck.

GFY, Toronto Stronger Guy.  And Let’s Go Beez!  If for no other reason (and there are plenty) than to make sure this barfbox gets no more fun.  Because he went and ruined it for when someone offered him some fun.  

Seriously, what an asshole.

(cheers ‘n beers to @ctetley12 for fwding the pic)

NEW VIDEO - In case you missed it, given that we posted over the weekend, and I know you humps do your web watching mostly at work, usually in the morning (uh-oh! analytics nerd alert!) - click here for our 2013 NFL Draft video, complete with the several hundred person sized “Buttfumble!” chant you’ve always dreamed of.  Plus a random celebrity cameo at the end.  Warning - that celebrity looks pretty unterrific.  But he gave great sound byte.

Enjoy, and GFY.

At long last, she has arrived - Fitzy Goes To The 2013 NFL Draft. And it’s every bit as Buttfumbleriffic as you’d hoped it’d be (mildly NSFW, as one might imagine and hope it to be).

One last video before we post our Draft Spectacular - if you haven’t seen new Pats WR’s 2012 incredible catch then get ready for a serious highlight boner. Welcome to the Pats party, pal.

Before we post our 2013 Draft video I just want to share this, courtesy of @massholesports, because we were bombarded by “J-E-T-S!  SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!” chants outside Radio City.  It was pretty brutal. And overwhelming. And hilarious. And we chose to edit them out of the video because it seemed like we were piling on. Just let it be. Or, in this case, let the Jets fans do it for you. Because, damn.

Watch - somehow their salary cap-strapped shitsquad will go 10-6 and make the playoffs and won’t we all look like assclowns when they do.

No. No, they won’t. So enjoy. Woe is Jetsfans.

Video in a few…

Currently editing our 2013 #NFLDraft video, for which this picture stands representative of a major theme: fans love The Buttfumble.  So much so that…

The fans outside of Radio City just chanted “Butt Fumble! Butt Fumble!” as a Jets fan walked by. Yup, it’s #NFLDraft Night.

Hate to burst your bubble, ESPN, but that was no Jets fan.  That was yours truly in a Jet green satire-iffical BUTTFUMBLE shirt leading the hundreds on line at the draft in chants of “Butt Fum-Ble!”  And I’d be lying if I said it was anything short of joyous.  Not that giving Jets fans the business isn’t a version of going after low-hanging fruit, it’s just…well, it’s THE BUTT FUMBLE.  The greatest miscue in recent NFL history.  So Jets.

We went there yesterday figuring fans of many a team, usual Hatriots Nation members, would want to throw some love behind people repping #BostonStrong.  And while we weren’t crapped on with the usual ferocity, fans cut us a little slack, and showed support for their Beantown brethren. However, the real unity amongst the thousands outside Radio City came over how magnificent THE BUTTFUMBLE is and was and forever will be.

As far as the draft itself?  Please,if any of you are crying in your coffee (which probably has whiskey in it if you wear Friday man-pants) over Belichick trading back and not making a selection on Night 1 in the 1st Round?  Then your pink hat must be too tight, newb.  That’s what he does.  And when he has a chance to get value (one of The Belichickbot’s favorite words) in the form of 4 picks in a draft rich with mid-round talent?  Umm, yeah.  D’uh!  Of course!  Fahk yeah!  Etc.  Andruzzi, in all his heroic representative BostonStrong awesomeness, should have just said “With the 29th pick in the 2013 NFL Draft…It Is What It Is.  The Pats trade back.”

My money is on the Pats taking 2 WRs in the mid-rounds, like they did with TEs in 2010, RBs in 2011, and traded up for with DE/LB hybrids in Rd 1 last year.  But please - it was fun watching the draft waiting for the Pats to do what the Pats do!  And hey, the Sox won while you watched and waited.  So quit yer bitchin and get ready for Rds 2 and 3 tonight.  Plus Sox.  Plus the Celtics.  Add a 6 (or 12) pack and pizza?  That’s living to me.  But I please easily (and that’s NOT what she said).

We’ll have the video up soon.  Plenty more updates, nonsense, fanalysis and more.  Here’s a good Round 1 bullshit sesh yours truly partook of late late Thursday night into Friday AM (a little draftermath chat, if you will).

Be good.  Viva Le Buttfumble!  And GFY.

He is officially the Mandruzzi.  Very #BostonStrong.  Highlight of the draft for me.

And now Belichick gets to do his dirty work.  A hot pile of 2nd, 3rd & 4th round picks ahoy!  Thanks, Minnesota.  You hooked us up again, without Brad Childress even being involved.  Much obliged.

Hella good time at the draft Thursday filming with the fanimals.  Video and stories to follow.  GFY & let ‘em fly, gang.  GO PATS!

cbssports:

Boston Strong.

Many of you wondered if we’d make a shirt to benefit the victims of the Boston Marathon attack, and what it would be.  Here is your answer…and we think it’s pretty STRONG.

STRONG - from Townienews.com - a rendering of a now memorable, and to Boston sports fans,iconic image of Big Papi, defiantly raising his fist, telling the world whose city Boston is.  It’s memorable.  It’s a rallying point.  And it’ll look pretty damn sharp on you, especially when you know the proceeds go to charity.

STRONG will sell for $15 (plus S/H) with all proceeds going to benefit The One Fund.  We hope you like it, and give us a reason to print more, and more, and more.  

Many more opportunities on the way to raise funds for those who need it, those affected negatively, and those who earned the help for their bravery, selflessness and sacrifice.  We’ll have shows.  Outings.  Beer-a-thons (don’t forget to go to MJ O’Connor’s tonight in Boston and chip in to the fundraiser organized by @SportsGal1972).  This is just a start.

Hope this finds all of you and yours well.  Remember - no more hurting people.

Be Strong.  And GFY, cowards.

Team GFY is officially in for the 2013 #NFLDraft - like I got anything else better to do!  This is an annual tradition, and while many, much like the balls of the fans I encounter on line, are meant to be broken, this is one that’s not.  It’s just too much fun and impossible to pass up the chance to mock and be mocked..especially after all the mock drafts we’ve been subjected to in recent week.  Plus, in light of recent unfortunate events I feel like I wouldn’t be worth the baked beans I was raised on if I didn’t show up and represent for Patriots, Masshole and GFY kind.  So get ready for some BostonStrong grade bullshitting, peoples.

So to all you fanimals waiting for the chance to give me the business, or get your chops busted - let’s get ready to BUTTFUMBLE!  Err, rumble.  Whatever.  Be there a little after 4.  Much nonsense to follow.

And for those who care to take a digital stroll down Memory Lane, here, in easy to click on form for all you binary titwits, are our draft videos from 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012.

Few chances for a cheap laff @ the expense of Jets fans this jackass can ever pass up.

lolpats:

Another gem from our friends @NFL_Memes