Now that Manziel flipped off the #Redskins I’m a fan. Wish it was aimed @ the refs. #JohnnyGFY

Nothing all day long will make me as happy as watching Randy Moss say “Straight Bass Homie” on a loop (via @LOLPats)

Man, I miss Moss. The Straight Cash Homie. Bet TFB does, too.

lolpats:

This is why we still, and always will, love Randy Moss #straightbasshomie #patriots (via @sbnation) 

If Amendola can stay as healthy as he can make juggling circus catches watch out this season!

Seriously, I know the prospect of Amendola staying healthy is as likely as Israel and Gaza sharing a dinner at The Olive Garden, but still…one can dream! He’d go off the charts if he could stay healthy enough-ish to play even 14 tilts with the Pats. Hey, so longas he’s there when they need him most.

Yeah, I know - wishful thinking Thursday. And no, I haven’t started drinking today. Yet.

The #Patriots did the Ice Bucket Challenge as a team. Awesome. And then issued the challenge to the entirety of the AFC East. Love it. Little known fact: their buckets were filled with ice cubes and the tears of Jets fans.

I can’t wait for football.

Best #icebucketchallenge we’ve seen so far…and there have been a lot of them #Patriots

The New England Patriots and their ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Another Manning brothers DirecTV rap song commercial? Because waiting for real football to begin isn’t mind-numbing and painful enough? Sweet mercy, this is torture, I tell you. TORTURE!

My fantasy is to see a blimp full of cat litter and broken dildos crash into these two. What’s yours?

@tysonkingYKIH makes the best #Patriots trailers. His 2014 teaser has me ready to run through a brick wall, as usual.

There aren’t enough words or internet bandwidth available to describe properly or even contain my Bradyboner and Patspantstent right now. And we haven’t even seen preseason snap numero uno yet.

Kinda can’t stop watching Ty Law & Mr Kraft dance at Law’s #Patriots Hall of Fame induction. It brings back so many good memories, and so much hilarious awkwardness. Hoping Law keeps his dancing shoes polished and warm for early February, perhaps?

Here’s John Lackey’s official response to being traded from the #redsox to the #cardinals

Here’s John Lackey’s official response to being traded from the #redsox to the #cardinals

I imagine this is every Red Sox fan’s reaction to Derek Jeter’s retirement and his new commercial.

Funny show recommendation type thing - you humps, my pal Jordan Carlos (of “Guy Code” and “Girl Code” notoriety) is doing a coupla shows this week at Laugh Boston. He’s cool. Mucho funnies will be brought. Go see him. He and his guys will make you laugh, else I’ll personally deliver a solid dickpunch to him when I see him next. Tell him hi, GFY and that Fitzy sent ya.

Funny show recommendation type thing - you humps, my pal Jordan Carlos (of “Guy Code” and “Girl Code” notoriety) is doing a coupla shows this week at Laugh Boston. He’s cool. Mucho funnies will be brought. Go see him. He and his guys will make you laugh, else I’ll personally deliver a solid dickpunch to him when I see him next. Tell him hi, GFY and that Fitzy sent ya.

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