The Sox lost their opener. But at least we have this little shit to distract us today. #ILikePickles

Hey, whatever gets you through to tomorrow, right?

It’s only #OpeningDay and already the internet is in mid-season form. Hats off to this Papelburn

It’s only #OpeningDay and already the internet is in mid-season form. Hats off to this Papelburn

Get super-geeked up for Opening Day & the #RedSox with this awesome 2013 season recap by @JoeZWEEI

VERY Boston Strong.

This pic from @massholesports sums up how I feel about the return of baseball, the Sawx and Opening Day.No more winter. No more cold. No more sad. No more no baseball. Red Sox on a daily basis again. It’s like the return of a long lost friend. And this friend brings spring, hope, warmth and beer for breakfast. Love it.Oh, and the Sox that are returning are the DEFENDING WORLD F**KING SERIES CHAMPIONS. To me it’s a house money season. I have high hopes and think anything is possible (KG taught us that). Many many things broke the right way for the Sawx last season. It was a pretty magical season from beginning to end. Be hard-pressed to replicate that. Nobody saw that coming. Are you friggin kidding me? Coming off that shithole 2012, the Sox winning their third World Series in 10 years? Stop it! If you saw that coming then we’re getting in a car and heading to Foxwooods, NOW. Because you are Rain Man and I want to make money.Anyway…it was a helluva season, one for the ages or books or wherever you keep special stuff like that. Let’s al try collectively to enjoy this season for whatever it may be. Competitive division, maybe the best in baseball. Reloaded Yanks now featuring a former and familiar center fielder. And the Sox are loaded too, with a kickass bullpen, stud starters and a couple young hosses on the left side of the infield that we may be building on and rooting for for years to come. Dood…XANDAH BOGAHTS IS THE TRUTH!And we got 2 more years to ride The Big Papi Train. Very Strong.And hey - for many fan-brains the beginning of baseball means the end of winter. So open your mind to hot dogs, hardball and home runs. Baseball’s back and the Sawx are after it again. If you need me I’ll be in Napoli’s beard. Or at the bar. Or both. LET’S GO RED SOX!

This pic from @massholesports sums up how I feel about the return of baseball, the Sawx and Opening Day.

No more winter. No more cold. No more sad. No more no baseball. Red Sox on a daily basis again. It’s like the return of a long lost friend. And this friend brings spring, hope, warmth and beer for breakfast. Love it.

Oh, and the Sox that are returning are the DEFENDING WORLD F**KING SERIES CHAMPIONS. To me it’s a house money season. I have high hopes and think anything is possible (KG taught us that). Many many things broke the right way for the Sawx last season. It was a pretty magical season from beginning to end. Be hard-pressed to replicate that. Nobody saw that coming. Are you friggin kidding me? Coming off that shithole 2012, the Sox winning their third World Series in 10 years? Stop it! If you saw that coming then we’re getting in a car and heading to Foxwooods, NOW. Because you are Rain Man and I want to make money.

Anyway…it was a helluva season, one for the ages or books or wherever you keep special stuff like that. Let’s al try collectively to enjoy this season for whatever it may be. Competitive division, maybe the best in baseball. Reloaded Yanks now featuring a former and familiar center fielder. And the Sox are loaded too, with a kickass bullpen, stud starters and a couple young hosses on the left side of the infield that we may be building on and rooting for for years to come. Dood…XANDAH BOGAHTS IS THE TRUTH!

And we got 2 more years to ride The Big Papi Train. Very Strong.

And hey - for many fan-brains the beginning of baseball means the end of winter. So open your mind to hot dogs, hardball and home runs. Baseball’s back and the Sawx are after it again. If you need me I’ll be in Napoli’s beard. Or at the bar. Or both.

LET’S GO RED SOX!

A case of the Mondays is impossible when you start the week with a kickass Tom Brady GIF set.

patspropaganda:

Heading out of town for a well-deserved vacation of rest and relaxation. If major Pats news breaks, we’ll talk about it tomorrow-ish. Until then it’s all massages and mai tais!

If your weekend is as awesome as this Tom Brady popaganda from @DeRoyDesigns then you’re doing something right

If your weekend is as awesome as this Tom Brady popaganda from @DeRoyDesigns then you’re doing something right

It’s Friday afternoon. You deserve some Hoodie Magic, Pats pal.

foxsports:

EVERYTHING’S CONNECTED TO EVERYTHING.

Secrets of the Game with Patriots head coach Bill Belichick.

Look at these gastronomical frankenfoods! OK, who’s up for going to see Sox @ Rangers w/me this year?

Must. Try. All. These. Meaty. Fried. Stomachbombs.

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So, here are the new food items you can enjoy this season at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington while cheering on what few Texas Rangers aren’t injured at the time.

And, I guess because we have a Japanese pitcher and a South Korean right fielder, some Asian items were added to the menu. Thank God that they are badass, amazing additions. Frozen beer and a $26 asian beef hot dog sandwich thing called the Choomongous. Yes, I will eat it all in one sitting, just as Shannon and I did for the Boomstick when it was first debuted.

Also, bacon on a stick. Because fuck you, we’re from Texas, I guess. That’s why.

Start your Friday off in Awesometown with this boss @Chan95Jones pic from @DeRoyDesigns

Start your Friday off in Awesometown with this boss @Chan95Jones pic from @DeRoyDesigns

Julian Edelman highlights because yes and YES. #PatriotsPorn #Edelmania

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Julian Edelman | New England Patriots Highlights | MiniTron | HD (by ThePatriotWayMixes)

H/T to @PatriotsSB49 for finding. Sweet one!

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