Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady (New England Patriots) — 3X Super Bowl Champs
Have a Big Vince by the grill kinda Thursday, ya humps!
Seriously, if WIlfork can move this well on the field this fall then the D line will be just fine. But also, yes, ribs please.
Now Edelmania has his own internet talk show, “Burger Tyme”. More like “Between Two Patriots”…but I like it. Yes, it’s actually funny. Then again if you follow Edelman on Twitter and Instagram, with his Gronk on Gronk shots and such you’d know he’s got a sense of humor. And doesn’t take himself too seriously, as competitive as he is. That’s a beautiful thing.
Also nice work by Chandlah Jones in this episode. Good straight man/foil work.
Now, to get Edelman in a “Shit Pats Fans Say” video…
Play 60? Hell, Gronk will Play 80 as long as the ladies like to party! He cracks me up. (via @LOLPats)
Shit Pats Fans Say: Offseason Edition
The 2014 football season may be months away, but Pats fans still have plenty to talk about during the offseason.
A very happy birthday to Julian Edelman, aka EDELMANIA! I wonder who he’ll wear today to celebrate?
Get your EDELMANIA shirt at the Townie News Store today, ya humps! It doesn’t have a pic of Gronk wearing it while you wear Gronk on it, but it’s still pretty sweet.
That’s not a shot at Ralph Wilson, or the Bills. Great franchise. Awesome fanbase. Good rival. But good lord - you can pay tribute to him by being a fan and going to games and not being a nitwit. This…this…yeah.
I mean, it’s got nothing on the TFB tat I plan on getting when ‘that day” comes, but…
His wife must love it. Oh wait…
Bills fan gets tattoo of late owner Ralph Wilson Jr. on arm:
We’ve seen NFL fans who have tattooed their bodies with the logos of their favorite players or an image of their favorite players, but this is the first time we’ve ever seen a fan get a tattoo of an NFL team owner.
But Jack Meredith did just that. The 32-year-old Buffalo Bills fan had his right arm inked with an image of the team’s late owner Ralph Wilson Jr., who died at the age of 95 in March.
"We wouldn’t have the team without him," Meredith told ESPN.com. "And so I felt it would be nice to pay tribute to him."
According to ESPN.com, Meredith, a general manager of a car dealership, said those who have seen the tattoo, especially those on social media, have had mixed reviews.
"Some people think I’m crazy," Meredith said. "I don’t care. It’s my arm."
Meredith also the Bills logo on his left arm. He plans on getting an image of former Bills quarterback Jim Kelly next month. Kelly led the Bills to four straight Super Bowl appearances and is battling sinus cancer right now. (Photo: Jack Meredith/Twitter)
PEYTON MANNING ARRESTED IN NASHVILLE, BUT NOT THE ONE YOU THINK
Police in Nashville, Tenn., arrested Peyton Manning early Monday morning.
Take a deep breath NFL fans. It wasn’t the Denver Broncos star quarterback.
The 18-year-old woman who shares the same name as the quarterback is facing two felony drug charges, The Tennessean reported. She was arrested after a traffic stop when police say she was driving her high beams on and the arresting officer smelled marijuana in the car.
A search of the vehicle uncovered two mason jars of marijuana and baggies of cocaine dissolving in a cup of Coke, according to the police affidavit, The Tennessean reported.
She was charged with possession of cocaine, marijuana and drug paraphernalia. She is in jail on a $20,000 bond.
Based on her age (18), Manning was born in 1996. Given her location (Nashville, Tennessee) and relatively proximity to the place where the older Peyton played college football (Knoxville, Tennessee), it stands to reason she was named after the former Volunteers quarterback, who was at Tennessee in 1996.
If only she had been arrested in a Papa John’s. That would’ve made this story awesome.