Now HERE’S a candidate any Masshole worth their weight in beer can get behind.

Hey ya’ humps, sorry for not being so active in recent days. As Awesome & Chips as the London trip, and the subsequent forced storm-related mini-vacation and the pints I found therein, was, we kinda got sidetracked. And well, there was work and plenty to attend to on the homefront and shit. And well, Her Majesty’s Royal Masshole has caught up on his “beauty rest”, and thank god it was a Pats bye week because I was cooked, gassed and in need of a moment to roll my clocks back. And now that I’m done bitching and am fresh out of excuses as to why we haven’t posted more London videos and gotten back in the groove, take my word that we’re on it like Neponset. Plenty more videos and such to share from journeys and adventures past, and a shitload more fun to come. Videos! Bloggery! Live events (like the Franklin SEPAC Fundraiser I’m hosting this Friday night). And more.

Again, great to be home. So much fun in London. Hope you and yours are OK and din’t get dickwhiped by that bitch Sandy too badly. If you feel like chipping in and helping somebody out who really took it in the 5-hole from that superstorm click HERE and throw a few bucks their way. You can never go wrong with Red Cross, right? It’s like Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 57, “Always bet on black.” Well, always give to Red. And lastly, please, for the love of frosties and funbags and footballs and all great things American, make sure to VOTE (no bitching or posting if you don’t). Even if it’s for this titwit. Today is Election Day. And Sunday, Erection Day returns (sorry, couldn’t help it).

More soon - till then, let’s go Pats and a stars-n-stripes colored GFY to all!

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CAST YOUR BALLOT THIS AND EVERY GIVEN SUNDAY!