They may be honest, but hot damn on rye, the NY Jets are a bunch of friggin pussies.
Wow.  Yeah.  Wham!  There.  I said it.  Pretty simple if you ask me.  As much as you think your backup “QB” may suck on parade.  As much as you’re sick’n tired of hearing about him and being asked questions about him.  As much as you think you’d like nothing more than to see an ice cream truck full of picnic trash & hobos crash into the guy.  You NEVER rip a teammate to the press if you’re not man enough to give out your own name.  That makes you a 5-star, neon-lit, Strawberry Shortcake colored PUSSY.  That’s so lame.  Such a limpdick thing to do.  Admit the quote came from you.  Own up to it.  Be a man.  What, are you afraid of said terrible player?  You concerned that you might cause some disharmony and discord in your happy-go-lucky after-school playhouse of a locker room?  Because it sure isn’t much of a shitshow now.  NO!  It’s a regular treehouse of whimsy, harmony & child-like fahkin’ delight!  Cripes, this team really is an absolute disaster.  And a thorough embarrassment.  I almost feel bad for Jets fans.  Almost (the almost coming from the fact that there actually are a few nice ones out there I’ve enjoyed a coupla ABs with on one and several occasions).  Still, fahk me.  Just a disgrace.  Feeding right into the never-satisfied, always-consuming, Tebow-suck-off-festival that is ESPN.  Great, thanks for ruining SportsCenter or the idea of leaving any sports related TV on today while I pretend to do “work”, you mouthy Gang Green pricks!Though I do thank the maker, my lucky stars, beer and many other treasured entities that the Pats, who obviously have a few things to fix and a coupla on-field issues to sort out themselves, play in the AFC East, which is rife with teams that can’t get outta their own way.  The Pats are three good wins away from just about locking the East up, which will give them an abundance of time to figure out WTF to do with the e-fense.  If there’s anything to do but a large shot of whiskey every time they take then field.  Or put on a blindfold and say “I can’t watch!”  Still, as I said yesterday, I have faith they’ll find a way to get a few things done on the D (supply your own Mom joke here).  Dunno why.  Just do.  We’ll see.  THAT’S WHY THE PLAY THE GAMES!  BECAUSE ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY…etc…In other Shit…Tune in tomorrow AM for some Sox, Pats & nonsense talk with me and the boys of The Bax and O’Brien Show (the boys being Bax & O’rien, obv).  With that Toronto/Miami megatrade and a retooled Indy featuring The LUCKy Bastid coming to town on The Chuckstrong Wagon there’s plenty to discuss & make bad jokes about.Also - just like Xmas songs are on the radio three weeks too early, there’s been a deluge of Black Friday advertising well before the infamous day of retail mania.  So I now feel obliged to remind you all that yer ol’ pal Fitzy will be staging his own annual WICKED BLACK FRIDAY SUPAHSALE, where all the shirts and merch in the Townie News Store will go on sale for 24 hours.  So if you’ve been hesitating on finally getting a BRADYVISION shirt, or stuffing your friend’s stockings (no bromo) with some GRONK shirts, well, that should be your day get in while the getting’s good.  Because we usually sell out of about everything.  Fast.  So make your calendar.  Pinch your pennies.  And go fahk yerself.More soon.  Go Pats.  GFY for the road.  OH, and if you’re looking for something very sorta kinda awesome to watch at your desk today as you pretend to work/suck up company dollars, these frozen bowling tricks should do the, well, trick.ICE COLD BOWLING TRICK SHOTS from Almost Twins lolpats:

When U Play For The @NYJets U Can Alwayz Count On Fellow Players Protecting Stabbing U In The Back
They may be honest, but hot damn on rye, the NY Jets are a bunch of friggin pussies.

Wow. Yeah. Wham! There. I said it. Pretty simple if you ask me. As much as you think your backup “QB” may suck on parade. As much as you’re sick’n tired of hearing about him and being asked questions about him. As much as you think you’d like nothing more than to see an ice cream truck full of picnic trash & hobos crash into the guy. You NEVER rip a teammate to the press if you’re not man enough to give out your own name. That makes you a 5-star, neon-lit, Strawberry Shortcake colored PUSSY. That’s so lame. Such a limpdick thing to do. Admit the quote came from you. Own up to it. Be a man. What, are you afraid of said terrible player? You concerned that you might cause some disharmony and discord in your happy-go-lucky after-school playhouse of a locker room? Because it sure isn’t much of a shitshow now. NO! It’s a regular treehouse of whimsy, harmony & child-like fahkin’ delight! Cripes, this team really is an absolute disaster. And a thorough embarrassment. I almost feel bad for Jets fans. Almost (the almost coming from the fact that there actually are a few nice ones out there I’ve enjoyed a coupla ABs with on one and several occasions). Still, fahk me. Just a disgrace. Feeding right into the never-satisfied, always-consuming, Tebow-suck-off-festival that is ESPN. Great, thanks for ruining SportsCenter or the idea of leaving any sports related TV on today while I pretend to do “work”, you mouthy Gang Green pricks!

Though I do thank the maker, my lucky stars, beer and many other treasured entities that the Pats, who obviously have a few things to fix and a coupla on-field issues to sort out themselves, play in the AFC East, which is rife with teams that can’t get outta their own way. The Pats are three good wins away from just about locking the East up, which will give them an abundance of time to figure out WTF to do with the e-fense. If there’s anything to do but a large shot of whiskey every time they take then field. Or put on a blindfold and say “I can’t watch!” Still, as I said yesterday, I have faith they’ll find a way to get a few things done on the D (supply your own Mom joke here). Dunno why. Just do. We’ll see. THAT’S WHY THE PLAY THE GAMES! BECAUSE ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY…etc…

In other Shit…

Tune in tomorrow AM for some Sox, Pats & nonsense talk with me and the boys of The Bax and O’Brien Show (the boys being Bax & O’rien, obv). With that Toronto/Miami megatrade and a retooled Indy featuring The LUCKy Bastid coming to town on The Chuckstrong Wagon there’s plenty to discuss & make bad jokes about.

Also - just like Xmas songs are on the radio three weeks too early, there’s been a deluge of Black Friday advertising well before the infamous day of retail mania. So I now feel obliged to remind you all that yer ol’ pal Fitzy will be staging his own annual WICKED BLACK FRIDAY SUPAHSALE, where all the shirts and merch in the Townie News Store will go on sale for 24 hours. So if you’ve been hesitating on finally getting a BRADYVISION shirt, or stuffing your friend’s stockings (no bromo) with some GRONK shirts, well, that should be your day get in while the getting’s good. Because we usually sell out of about everything. Fast. So make your calendar. Pinch your pennies. And go fahk yerself.

More soon. Go Pats. GFY for the road. OH, and if you’re looking for something very sorta kinda awesome to watch at your desk today as you pretend to work/suck up company dollars, these frozen bowling tricks should do the, well, trick.

ICE COLD BOWLING TRICK SHOTS from Almost Twins

lolpats:

When U Play For The @NYJets U Can Alwayz Count On Fellow Players Protecting Stabbing U In The Back

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  2. mia-v reblogged this from lolpats and added:
    That’s just not cool…
  3. townienews reblogged this from lolpats and added:
    They may be honest, but hot damn on rye, the NY Jets are a bunch of friggin pussies. Wow. Yeah. Wham! There. I said it....
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    He should join the Pats ;)
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  8. sandsoftime said: AND both Tebow and Sanchez were in the top 4 players voted (by OTHER NFL players…talk about back-stabbing…) as the most overrated players in the NFL. Hahahaha…love it.
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