He’s not the impact bat or perennial best player on any given field that he used to be…but then again non-stop, rampant PED use, and the hands of time, will do that to a person.  But that he gets to play baseball when the league has piles and mountains and loads and bales and bundles and dumpsters and cabinets of evidence against him in the Biogenesis case is beyond infuriating and embarrassing, for baseball and its fans (yes, Yankees fans included).  It’s just stupid.  “Due Process”, “Right of Appeal”.  Please!  We all know.  Everybody knows.  That he cheated.  That he lied.  That he’s an assclown of epic proportions.  But when we learn today that he rolled on Ryan Braun and his own teammate, Francisco Cervelli (who I’m no fan of, that home plate clapping prickface), giving MLB info on them and their PED use so as to possibly save his own chapped ass skin?  Wow.  We’re in a brand-new stratosphere of PoS-dom.  But nothing with this pan-fried penisbrain surprises me at this point.  Nothing.  

Not that Lackey is anything short of a piehole himself, but I totally understand why he has an on-field problem with A-Rod playing.  And I totally hope he plunks Dismay-Rod, leading to a Saturday afternoon A-Roid vs The Red Sox Catcher Brawl 2.0.  Get ready, Salty.  Should be a humdinger!

Enjoy your beer at the stadium tonight, folks.  That’s all you’ll get, because all the boos should be hurled at the field.  Wonder how creative the Fenway folks will get tonight?  Remmeber when A-Rod had the Canadian affair with the blonde bodybuilder, and then Sox fans wore blonde girl masks to the game?  That was a hit pile of awesome.

GO SOX!  Winning the game would be great because it’s a pennant race, and these are the rival Yanks in town, nipping at the heels of the Wild Card.  But winning so that this crudstorm doesn’t get the satisfaction of victory again at Fenway before finally getting suspended would be double-great.

He’s not the impact bat or perennial best player on any given field that he used to be…but then again non-stop, rampant PED use, and the hands of time, will do that to a person. But that he gets to play baseball when the league has piles and mountains and loads and bales and bundles and dumpsters and cabinets of evidence against him in the Biogenesis case is beyond infuriating and embarrassing, for baseball and its fans (yes, Yankees fans included). It’s just stupid. “Due Process”, “Right of Appeal”. Please! We all know. Everybody knows. That he cheated. That he lied. That he’s an assclown of epic proportions. But when we learn today that he rolled on Ryan Braun and his own teammate, Francisco Cervelli (who I’m no fan of, that home plate clapping prickface), giving MLB info on them and their PED use so as to possibly save his own chapped ass skin? Wow. We’re in a brand-new stratosphere of PoS-dom. But nothing with this pan-fried penisbrain surprises me at this point. Nothing.

Not that Lackey is anything short of a piehole himself, but I totally understand why he has an on-field problem with A-Rod playing. And I totally hope he plunks Dismay-Rod, leading to a Saturday afternoon A-Roid vs The Red Sox Catcher Brawl 2.0. Get ready, Salty. Should be a humdinger!

Enjoy your beer at the stadium tonight, folks. That’s all you’ll get, because all the boos should be hurled at the field. Wonder how creative the Fenway folks will get tonight? Remmeber when A-Rod had the Canadian affair with the blonde bodybuilder, and then Sox fans wore blonde girl masks to the game? That was a hit pile of awesome.

GO SOX! Winning the game would be great because it’s a pennant race, and these are the rival Yanks in town, nipping at the heels of the Wild Card. But winning so that this crudstorm doesn’t get the satisfaction of victory again at Fenway before finally getting suspended would be double-great.

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