Fitzy’s Surprise Super Bowl Conversation

You try and make a simple Super Bowl 44 prediction video, albeit a very biased and anti-Colts one, and guess who shows up?  Man, this jackass really is everywhere!



Let’s Geaux Saints!

PHEW!!!

White Wes Welker’s surgery went well. Thank the football gods.



White Wes is on the mend.  He’ll be back, and boy is he gonna be pissed.

I Still REALLY Hate the Jets, BUT…

...I think Rex Ryan is pretty effin’ funny.  Now before you lose your shit or wonder what I’m smoking or who’s brainwashed me or what watermelon pod was discovered by my bedside last night, just allow for this; if you think of sports in entertainment terms then Rex Ryan is perhaps the best vintage villainous WWF wrestling manager working today.  He’s gotten our blood boiling from Day 1, making sure the Pats/Jets rivalry continues to escalate.  And he wasted no time in starting shit with the Dolphins, making him THE bad guy of the division.  Then, following the Jets playoff run, he has the stones to taunt the Dolphins fans at an MMA event IN MIAMI last Saturday night.  He might be a flaming a-hole with an aversion to salad, but his cache of entertaining villainy is expanding as quickly as his waistline.  And it kinda cracks me up.  Check this interview out...



Funny shit.  I still hate his team, but this guy might be alright for the entertainment of the game.

That said, again, I can’t say enough how the Pats need to sign Wilfork.  He’s one of ur most important, and entertaining, and buffet-busting figures as well.  What do I have to do, make a video about this shit?  OK, fine!

Seyton Manning’s Exclusive Practice Session

Why is Seyton Manning so good?  What does to he do to maintain that level of excellence?  What are his pre"Big Game” rituals?  Find out in this brand new video from GFY pal Mike Weingartner.




Just click HERE for video of Peyton Manning’s private practice session for Super Bowl 44.

Very VERY revealing shit here, folks.

Also, Cheers and Ice Cold Beers to TFB for being named to the NFL’s All-Decade Team. As Red in Shawshank said, “That’s goddamn right.”

Final thought - seriously, Pats, WTF is up with not throwing some money Vince Wilfork’s way?  You don’t have to pay him by the pound, but he needs to stay, deserves some bucks, and is young (and BIG) enough to be the core of a defense that is decent but definitely in transition.  None of us, from Foxboro to the fans, want to see another A-hole-sante Samuel situation here.  The Seymour trade last fall sucked out loud (and hurt the team).  We loves the Wilfork.  He’s earned the cash.  And last we all checked he wasn’t the reason we had zero point zero pass rush in 2009.  The NFL might very well be uncapped this fall.  So let’s uncap the Kraft Family money well and spill some green love for the big fella, alright?  Thank you and GOOD DAY!



Vince Wilfork: hungry for a well-earned new deal.

Attention All Football Fans Preparing To Root Against the Colts…

Now’s the time to get the only shirt you’ll need for “The Big Game” on Sunday February 7th.  That’s right - only one shirt says “I’m rooting for the Saints, but since they’re not my official team I can’t buy their shirt, but what I can rally around the idea of rooting against the Colts by wearing a relatively creative anti-Manning shirt!”



That’s right kids - get yours now before we sell out - the Seyton manning shirt - priced right at only $10, plus $3 shipping and man-handling.  Just click HERE to go right to the order page and get the shirt you’ll get way more than one wear out of.  It’s timeless!  You can wear it whilst rooting against him/for the Saints during SB 44, plus whenever your favorite team plays him, or just whenthefuckever!

Is he one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game and makes throws that sometimes cause my jaw to leave a dent in the floor while I fill my adult diaper with awe?  Hellzyeah!  Do I root against him with every football fiber in my beer-soaked self now and well past forever?  You know it, Papi!  And I know Saints fans can’t REALLY root against him because he’s from the city and he loves it and does so much for it, plus his dad is from there and played for the Saints and does so much for N’Awlins and blah-blah-fahkin-blah!  Even if it makes a one-time wear on Super Bowl Sunday against the Colts it’s $13 well spent.

Also - in case you missed it, the funniest sports video making the rounds now is also the most heartbreaking; the Vikings fan dad who goes from zero to apeshit when Favruh threw the 2nd dumbest INT of his life Sunday.  This guy is so me 10 years from now, just 1,000 miles west.



Oh my fucktackle indeed, Vikingsdad.

Just Something to Watch

Still can’t figure out what to say, or do about, or who to root for, regarding this Sunday’s Pats Fans’ Nightmare Bowl.  I figure the same’s true for you.  So let’s think about baseball for a minute - kinda like you do when you’re in a situation and you need to not pitch a downstairs tent.  Baseball’s: the great distractionary and non-sexual pasttime!

Anyway, here’s Big Papi on Jimmy Fallon’s show last week.  He’s pretty entertaining, and aside from taking a tip from Jim Rice and wearing sunglasses in studio, he’s looking pretty sharp.  Looks like Usher styled him for the appearance.  He’s kinda funny too.  Anyway, better to watch this than every talking asshead on TV verbally JO-ing on the amazing Jets.  Ugh...what a world, Dorothy.



Pitchers and Catchers report...not soon enough.

The Nightmare Continues…

Jets/Colts for the AFC Championship?  Anyone wanna go see “Leap Year” next Sunday?  My treat!

Shall I prepare bunk beds, Kool Aid and Nikes for all us Pats fans out there?  Can’t get much worse than this.

FMNFLL!!!



Yes, I’m so excited we beat the Chargers I’m gonna eat an ice cream Sunday THIS TALL.”

Hey, it could be worse; I could be Nate Kaeding right now.  Yeesh.



Where’s that little fuckin’ fruitwhistle, Kaeding, huh?  Where is he?  I am gonna shit in his mouth.  KAEDING!  Show yourself, you nine-year old looking fuck!  Come out here!  I will shove a football so far up your ass you’ll cough and see Roger Goodell’s signature.  KAEDING!

I’ll leave you with this no-brainer, Pats fans; GO SAINTS!

Even If You Put A Dress On It…

...the Pats disaster doesn’t get any prettier.



The fallout from the Patriots debacle continues.  Look what you did, Pats!  You made Jack Bauer get in a dress on national TV.  One of TV’s best tough guys, and pop-culture’s best bad boys, sporting a sundress because you couldn’t sport an effort, at home.  Oh the shame, Patriots.  Oh the shame.

BTW - I got, outright (spread withstanding) - Saints / Colts / Cowboys / Chargers - this weekend. Who you got?

The Original TFB Calls Out The Pats D

He’s right.  And which Pats fan or player would argue with him after that asstacular of an effort Sunday.  Cripes, the friggin’ guy played slot receiver, punt returner AND cornerback for the Pats in their run up to, and including, Super Bowl 39.  So hes like the Pats version of EF Hutton; when he talks people better fahkin’ listen!

Also - Dean Pees will NOT be returning as Pats D coordinator. Maybe it’s his health.  Maybe he’s done with Emperor Belichick.  I dunno.  BUT that headline kinda wrote itself; PEES OUT!  Right?

$20 says Pepper Johnson gets the gig.  And a case of beer.  Who’ll take me up on that one?

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