This is becoming all-too familiar. Fitzy and rabid Foxboro Faithful get jacked for Patriots postseason potential. Pats start off well, then pinch a snake in the bed, often their own, and roll around in it. Pats fans suffer, cry, bitch, moan, drink, swear to never watch SportsCenter again, etc. Even though we know we’d kill to see TFB & Co. out there again, as soon as possible. So he can get the “F U VLT” we know he wants, needs and deserves. Because we love our Pats so much it hurts in an often good, sometimes bad way. And because, well, shit, it’s football. Believe me, football friends, this is the last video I ever want to make, but I have a job. And that job is to try and make myself, and hopefully you, feel better after the Pats play like shit. And they did alright. They played like a frozen dogshitsicle. So we hobble away and heal up. And they’ll be back, as wil we, running and gunning to be the best ever. It’s what they do. Well, this is what I do.
NEW VIDEO ALERT: Video #1 of 2 for your Divisional Weekend pleasures, an all-new Fitzy’s Picks” (NSFW).
After a murderously mediocre .500 performance over Wild Card Weekend I’m looking to redeem myself with 6 picks over 3 games (we kinda already sorta friggin know who I like in Texans @ Pats). So here’s all the halfass fanalysis and prognostications you’ll need to win or lose big on this most glorious of NFL weekends.
Wicked Pissah Pats Preview to follow. Enjoy! Good luck! GFY!
Back to provide you with all the didn’t-really-need-to-know info to enjoy your Wild Card Weekend, with the Pats on the bye. No place else can you get this kind of hungover fanalysis and absurdist insight from a die-hard Pats fan as well as a foul-mouthed, leisurely-gambling, often-drunk degenerate, of which I am proudly both.
Enjoy the weekend and looking forward to talking to you humps once we know who the Pats get in the Divisional Round.
Fitzy went international for the weekend, stormed into London for the Pats/Rams game, and met Patriots fans from all over the globe at the big NFL Rally in Trafalgar Square and the at UKPatriots Fan Club party. It was a jolly good time, indeed, and the results of the game certainly didn’t hurt, either.
Thanks to our royally wicked pissah pals at @UKPatriots I got to check a pretty awesome item off my Boston sports bucket list last night; meeting and paying tribute to Mistah Kraft. Yeah, he’s pretty awesome like that. Kinda saved football in New England, and then all football kind last year. Father of Patriots Nation. Sharp dressed dude. And he loves his Pats, and is great with the fans, too. What a freakin’ treat. And what a great time last night. Now, off to Wembley to (hopefully) watch New England put on a grand show for her majesty in olde England.
Much more to come from London. Videos galore en route. God Save Mister Kraft! Gronk Save The Team! And let’s go Pats!!!
NEW VIDEO ALERT: Because I’m just as friggin frustrated / mad / dissatisfied as the next Pats fan who knows this team is better than the record they’ve played to. So, I took to the internet, and brought some profanity and obscure references with me. So enjoy! Go Pats! B-E-A-T the J-E-T-S! And everyone can G-F-Y!